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This just in, David Goyer who penned Blade 1, 2, 3 and the upcoming Batman Begins movie has been spotted Sucking Dick.

No, i'm just kidding. But I wouldnt even call him a dicksucker even if I were kidding. Dicksucking is a perfectly honourable hobby. Not to be sullied with creators who sell their souls for a few pieces of silver.

Top 10 Things Wrong with David Goyer

1. He directed Blade 3.

2. In Blade 3 he thought it was good to have his hero bitch stick an ipod in her ears.

3. He let actors ad lib. Ryan Reynolds is not suppose to write the story.

4. He didn't care enough to study the craft of directing. He experimented on the career of Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes should be angry. He has every right to be.

5. He sucks dick.

6. He sucks a LOT of dick.

7. He cannot tell the difference between a good scene and a bad scene. Guillermo's Blade 2 was the best in the series. Story sucked but that was because of Goyer.

8. Goyer pretends to be a comic book fan. He co-writes comic books because he cant write a decent one himself.

9. The scripts for the Blade movies read like spaghetti. LOTS OF CHEESE.

10. Why does Blade always get captured all the fucking time? I mean, come on. That's not a plot device, that's stupidity. All 3 films with the same ass plot. Idiotic.

Christopher Nolan is too friendly with David Goyer. He does not realize that, in order to have a good movie, one must totally ignore David Goyer. Batman Begins is going to suck because of this. Goyer: The Person who Killed Batman.